NERDESQUE - Part 2

Anand Unleashes Demon Chess Powers, Remains World Chess Champion, Likely As A Result

Grandmaster Anand successfully retained his title as world chess champion against Topalov in their 12 match chess death battle: The match between Anand and Topalov was hard fought, partly because Topalov invoked a rule for the contest that forbids the players from offering draws to each other. The rule, named after the city where the [...]

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Dark Side Of The Moon Album Cover IRL

As a tribute to Pink Floyd’s iconic Dark Side of the Moon album cover, and sadly not for a fictional TV show I just made up titled Now It’s Real, Asshole!, Sky Arts has made the acclaimed artwork a reality over Primrose Hill, London using lasers and smoke machines. Awesome ‘making of’ video: [ thedailywh.at [...]

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Did You Quit Sniffing Glue This Week? No? Good. Watch Dan Deacon’s Music Video For ‘Woof Woof’

I want whatever mystical Muppet Unicorn glue Dan Deacon and Showbeast were smoking when they made the above video for Dan Deacon’s Woof Woof from his album Bromst. What? Don’t look at me like that, I’ve created some of my best inventions after smoking a glue fatty, such as Biknifulars (Bih-knife-U-lars): knife glued to binoculars [...]

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Satellite Goes Into Zombie Mode, Heads In For Kill

Satellite Galaxy 15 has ignored attempts to shut down the electronics payload of the out-of-control communications, leaving the satellite, which ceased responding to ground commands last month, still in its “zombiesat” drift toward orbits occupied by other spacecraft, forcing Intelstat, the satellite’s fleet operator, to consider other options: Galaxy 15 is closing in on the [...]

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Watch These Robots Pop, Lock, And Bust The Freshest In The Hexapod Dance-Off

The 5th annual Hexapod Dance Off took place last month in Austria in which the hexapods rhythm, agility, appearance, and their operators programming skillz are judged. The funky-ass turtlebot won 1st place. Behind the scenes footage after the jump:

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Fake Science: You’ve Been Sciencing In The Wrong Direction This Whole Time

Fake Science is a tumblr that makes hilariously erroneous informational factoids that are made to look like posters you’d typically find hanging in elementary school science classrooms while simultaneously managing to seem as if they were written by Ron Burgundy. Few more after the jump:

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How To Fill Out A TV Contract By Hunter S. Thompson

Then you whip out a .357 and wildly shoot it while screaming speculations about its mother’s professional and personal life until you can’t tell it’s paper anymore. Awesome. [ hollywoodreporter ]

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Ignore Stephen Baldwin: Restore Joss Whedon And His Smoking Hot Ass Kicking Chicks

As you may have heard, Stephen Baldwin has been fulfilling one duty as a preachy broke-ass by more or less begging for money so he can be “restored”, as in rich again, which is ironic because I’d imagine most of the money donated (if any) would come from people in the same financial class from [...]

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Awesome 1950s Giant Monster Movie Spoof: King Crab Attack!

King Crab Attack! is not a short film about the uprising of a king parasite and many of his followers that all live on your balls, and no it’s not about a delicious crab dinner in an upscale restaurant gone awry after the cooks let the dinner go cold and nuke it in an unfamiliar [...]

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3D Baby Mutant Ninja Turtles

This 3D interpretation of TNMT by deviantartist izuael is so adorable I feel compelled to smash and kill all of them with a Whac-a-Mole hammer to save myself from the wrath of their cuteness. [ buzzfeed | izuael.deviantart ]

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