Redditor donniespinks spotted a gigantor seagull on Google Street View busting out of a rip in the fabric of space time, presumably sent back from the future to sabotage the LHC and save us from a future in which everyone mutates into giant seagulls? This isn’t the first time either. He did land a few years too early though, the LHC is already shutting down for a year to address design faults. Amateur. How the hell can you snatch up a spring roll while dodging flying clocks in a wormhole and then not even land in the right year?
[ reddit ] Thanks to Siriusly for the tip. Seriously.
